txtsfrmlstnght: (614): This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old. tell me about it.
"This last one's called 'Hope Floats...And So Does...
praise Allah for Chicago basement hardcore shows…now followed by pizza. mmm.
In Britain, only 8 percent of the population is Catholic (compared with 25...– T.R. Reid - Universal health care tends to cut the abortion rate - washingtonpost.com (via prominte) Yet the US still believes it’s #1 to live there (via blackenedbutterfly)
Chat Roulette with a very drunk Mike Steiner
“Whenever I get someone jerking off I just type in ‘more balls please’ and they always navigate away from me! As if I could be more creepy than them for asking that!”
we were overserved, boys, we were overserved.
our wives believe our aching heads are just what we deserve. But we’re completely innocent, that barman’s got the nerve. He should be held responsible, for we were overserved. i really don’t care about st. patrick’s day, but with my last final not until friday i’m ready to start blasting my favorite irish drinking songs and consume too much guinness and jameson...
The worst thing to call someone is crazy. It’s dismissive. I don’t...– Dave Chappelle
Anyone going on Saturday? I need a ride… and i’ll give you monies.
how to win a girl's heart:
krisisisipoo: bring her a gift basket full of chocolate covered pretzels, whiskey, cupcakes and guinness. epic win on this Tuesday night. boys can be SO fuckin cool sometimes. gah! that is so great. i want every item you just listed.
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thisinternetisapipebomb: kaitduffy: men are children ‘til theyre 50 naw, we always kids. my dad makes jokes about family guy and poop all the time. he’s almost 62. it. never. ends.
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just found out
my dental insurance ended december 31st. let’s hope i never needed these wisdom teeth out! therealworldiscrashinginonmegahhhhh.
Link to blog complaining about our shenanigans... →
ziebtron5000: Hey Ryan, Here is the link to that blog post of the girl who thought we were too arty for her to pound beers with. Enjoy. hahaha, yeesh, i know that girl.