Everything Tracy Jordan Said Season 4 →
theduty: gregrutter: This is just a TIIIIIIIIINY sample of how enjoyable this is. Episode 1 -I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie. -Well, before I made it in the stand up, I was a bucket drummer in the subway. -Oh, yeah? Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it? -You know how on St. Bart’s people be eating their lobster like this? Nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom. -Don’t look at me in...
all the biases i've learned while being human:... →
We’ve been without cable for five days. Yes, I just said five days. FIVE DAYS! Perhaps the more intellectual and artistic version of myself would be having a field day with this loss. But the every-day, need for diversion, need to become overpowered by an infinite screen, need to laugh at… don’t worry erin, we’ll go out drinking tomorrow night. problem temporarily solved.
so much for
being able to brag about never having vomited after a night of drinking. i’m an asshole.
The song that was constantly on repeat as I...