Midwest born and raised, now enjoying Southern living. Music promoter, writer and whisky drinker.Tumblr (3.0; @helterkelster)http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8e4b269c07d105f0fa181cc27654d91/tumblr_mlnskvsKDM1qa0uujo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/48610862592/inequality-and-new-yorks-subway-article" target="_blank">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/sandbox/business/subway.html" target="_blank">Inequality and New York’s Subway</a> </strong><span>[</span><span></span><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/04/idea-of-the-week-inequality-and-new-yorks-subway.html" target="_blank">article</a><span>]</span></p> </blockquote>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/48617447160http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/48617447160Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:59:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6afb36e7d39fde28e99e18f4a28fc145/tumblr_mj91njsCn71qdl86po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://totalvibration.tumblr.com/post/44717802043/nprmusic-party-friendly-metal-punks-kvelertak" target="_blank">totalvibration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nprmusic.tumblr.com/post/44716360561/party-friendly-metal-punks-kvelertak-manages-to" target="_blank">nprmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Party-friendly metal-punks Kvelertak manages to lay a twangy ’90s alt-rock riff into a blast-beaten chorus. </p> <p><a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2013/03/06/173470781/run-from-life-and-crash-kvelertaks-blast-beat-party?sc=tumblr&cc=tumb_music" target="_blank">Hear “Spring fra Livet” now.</a></p> <p>Photo: <span class="creditwrap"><span class="credit">Stian Andersen</span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>In which I compare the new Kvelertak song to the <em>Empire Records</em> soundtrack.</p> </blockquote> <p>#winning</p>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/44719705781http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/44719705781Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:58:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38c35e1c6c9b8ef28147f420c41fcece/tumblr_mj35ct1R5J1rrcahvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ceef06e3840c476d8c6e6675aab5bdc/tumblr_mj35ct1R5J1rrcahvo2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/44544197789http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/44544197789Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:54:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2871ff8aadce4c19fed84efc941d1b37/tumblr_mizvchd41E1r4usilo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invisibleoranges.tumblr.com/post/44305130611/invisible-oranges-is-excited-to-announce-our-first" target="_blank">invisibleoranges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Invisible Oranges is excited to announce our first EVER SXSW Showcase, feat. Pallbearer, John Baizley of Baroness, mutilation rites, Full of Hell, Pinkish Black and Homewrecker! Austin you aren’t going to want to miss this one, guaranteed: <a href="http://bit.ly/Ycq49F" target="_blank"><a href="http://bit.ly/Ycq49F" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/Ycq49F</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>I am excite.</p>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/44305150675http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/44305150675Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:29:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a64a420bcd55e04b3d0de31fb0a5b2cb/tumblr_mhd1kn2hzm1rhi0rbo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/43650910284http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/43650910284Thu, 21 Feb 2013 11:48:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d82f118cb24c1ffb372a9807426d0247/tumblr_miflxkNiCo1qckp4qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/43509887096http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/43509887096Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:28:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt1zgwRvl1qeqyq4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/43401694977http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/43401694977Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:23:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrwie2sQcs1qctdywo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41970302375http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41970302375Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:57:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39251a96ca54ac175c260eab6e3ba552/tumblr_mh76dwygYU1qzme83o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41947346000http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41947346000Thu, 31 Jan 2013 10:30:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb64e394479464724f749accb833e351/tumblr_mhgf1fYLIB1r35jk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ec8c4ddb6f2524d510dd7260083803a/tumblr_mhgf1fYLIB1r35jk6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2ce11c248f5e0f0651be734d2b4c1b1/tumblr_mhgf1fYLIB1r35jk6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/887ab3dd622dc029e13204e49295e408/tumblr_mhgf1fYLIB1r35jk6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordanmorris.tumblr.com/post/41914670350/asagoof-ineedsmallerpants-the-sexual-history" target="_blank">jordanmorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asagoof.tumblr.com/post/41905334004/ineedsmallerpants-the-sexual-history-of-30" target="_blank">asagoof</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ineedsmallerpants.tumblr.com/post/41882021701/the-sexual-history-of-30-rocks-jenna-maroney-and" target="_blank">ineedsmallerpants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1><a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/jenna-mickey-rourke-sex-history-on-30-rock.html" title="The Sexual History of 30 Rock's Jenna Maroney and Mickey Rourke, in Pictures" target="_blank">The Sexual History of <em>30 Rock</em>’s Jenna Maroney and Mickey Rourke, in Pictures</a></h1> </blockquote> <p>Well, this is beautiful.</p> </blockquote> <p>Best running gag of all time?</p> </blockquote>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41946805853http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41946805853Thu, 31 Jan 2013 10:18:16 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.imfromohio.com/post/41701506556/ohioans-during-their-first-trip-to-nyc" target="_blank">imfromohio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" src="http://i45.tinypic.com/4hfqth.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41710713487http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41710713487Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:50:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5511b69fff6f6da1eaf84991e154f6a7/tumblr_mghwkz5YLW1qh59n0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41304840096http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41304840096Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:58:09 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzaz0lvjmU1qajmvjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41143576557http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41143576557Mon, 21 Jan 2013 18:04:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/779799b349ddd34a30b33cf20766258e/tumblr_mgzeklaDQN1r4usilo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invisibleoranges.tumblr.com/post/41105312218/an-institution-to-the-new-york-city-metal-scene" target="_blank">invisibleoranges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/WlZWY3" target="_blank">An institution to the New York City metal scene, Curran Reynolds’s PRECIOUS METAL showcase at Lit Lounge ends tonight after 6.66 years. We discussed the end of this era with Curran.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My boyfriend is awesome and he has put on a great metal series that i’ve never been to because I only lived in NYC six months and didn’t know him then but hey, I can still brag about him on the internet can’t I? /endrant</p>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41109618388http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/41109618388Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:26:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/657cf9d49f090deb245605de19124bab/tumblr_mgotpxJ8NF1r4usilo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invisibleoranges.tumblr.com/post/40628435838/its-5-pm-are-you-ready-for-some-new-wave-of" target="_blank">invisibleoranges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/XBM8te" target="_blank">It’s 5 pm, are you ready for some New Wave of Party Thrash Metal? Check out Evil Army’s snarky single “I, Commander”!</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Party metal ain’t just for Municipal Waste anymore!</p>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40628490767http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40628490767Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:13:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/389f1ee23dfd3f204619c147d04feebb/tumblr_mgodeeMuDs1qh9tc7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://totalvibration.tumblr.com/post/40605763466/this-postcard-is-a-rabbits-flexi-disc-featuring" target="_blank">totalvibration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This postcard is a Rabbits Flexi disc featuring Minor Threat and Black Flag covers. Flexi discs are the bane of my turntable’s existence, but this is rad.</p> <p><a href="http://rabbitusmaximus.bandcamp.com/album/flexihead" target="_blank">Stream </a><a href="http://rabbitusmaximus.bandcamp.com/album/flexihead" target="_blank"><em>Flexihead</em></a><a href="http://rabbitusmaximus.bandcamp.com/album/flexihead" target="_blank"> on Bandcamp.</a></p> </blockquote>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40606728024http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40606728024Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:39:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee8ce52370311fc431aa28b2ca167744/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41a94b1dac9f3894d8cc850cec331321/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4af5eb9366558bf3cd1fbf555055d20/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d533df67aacb993e605a836d2ed7da/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ea612b1db109cbcfd3377f287171df5/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e550c9629bd93cefbc1b4bebc38ec2f/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/690999e639e58257612a1dafdc1ee830/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f14c3ced62edf0f6a66d7e08f744c4c/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09b02a2b0b3a2715f39d1b8851dbda84/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56180d1963f7525cadf9bf55a7483ac6/tumblr_mglxyifgVb1r3losno10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/40588525748" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Golden Globes 2013.</p> <p>Thanks whoever made this! </p> <p>Also though not capture here, thanks to Daniel Day Lewis for laughing when I said I loved his work in Expendables 2. </p> </blockquote>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40602844447http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40602844447Tue, 15 Jan 2013 10:17:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9srlkjs5j1r3jvteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40549613381http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40549613381Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:47:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsxi3zxbH1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want to hang this above my couch at home.</p>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40014693424http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/40014693424Tue, 08 Jan 2013 10:21:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f94b686a71b19452b2949243246726c/tumblr_mg4477VLHX1r4usilo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://invisibleoranges.tumblr.com/post/39667306726/big-2013-news-invisible-oranges-is-merging-with" target="_blank">invisibleoranges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/01/invisible-oranges-unites-with-brooklyn-vegan/" target="_blank">Big 2013 News: Invisible Oranges is merging with Brooklyn Vegan, and BV’s Fred Pessaro is our new Editor-in-Chief!</a></p> </blockquote> <p>2013 is going to be one busy year. Watch out metal, Fred and I are coming for ya. </p>http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/39667576688http://helterkelster.tumblr.com/post/39667576688Fri, 04 Jan 2013 12:54:15 -0500